I’d Rather Wear Pajamas

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“Even though a butterfly could beat me up, I am strong and powerful in my own way. We are all capable of being strong. Sometimes, we’re just conditioning for it in the wrong way.” 

Chelsea grew up wanting to be “strong.” She thought arguing her way through childhood and becoming a world-class attorney would get her there. But, through a series of humorous, and only slightly embarrassing, events, Chelsea comes to realize that maybe her strength is meant to shine in different ways. 

Alternate possible titles for this book: 

  • How to Keep Your Pride Intact When Butterflies Attack

  • When Life Hands You Lemons, Just Eat Them Straight Up to Watch Your Popularity at Parties Sky Rocket

  • 17 Reasons Why I’m Cooler than My Mom

  • 19 Reasons Why My Mom is Cooler Than Me

  • I Always (Start With the Best Intentions to) Follow Directions